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"A Diarist...with a Megaphone"
10 August 2008 @ 09:52 am
Half n' Half  

Using your browser URL history to estimate gender


Likelihood of you being FEMALE is 50%
Likelihood of you being MALE is 50%



SiteMale-Female Ratio


I guess this means I'm egalitarian. Or classless. Or sexless. Or something.

Or, in the overall scheme of things, "gender" doesn't mean diddleysquat.

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"A Diarist...with a Megaphone"
07 June 2008 @ 11:38 pm
Don't Gas the Gasser  
I saw this very weird commercial from my recording of "Battlestar Galactica" last night, with an equally strange IRL--dontpassgas.com. So on a whim, I went to visit it today. Imagine my surprise when I realized they were actually talking about cigarettes--I thought they were discussing not farting inside!

Yeah, sometimes I'm slow on the uptake.
 
 
"A Diarist...with a Megaphone"
01 June 2008 @ 09:09 pm
It's None of Your Damn Business  
What is this crapola about stores requiring a telephone number on checks? I've run into this at Wal-Mart, and each time I tell the cashier, "My number is unlisted and I don't give it out." (Actually it isn't--my initials and number are in the phone book--but you know what? I don't think it's any of their beeswax.)

Today I went to Albertson's to pick up a few items, and lo and behold, I ran into the Phone Number Privacy Invasion yet again. True, it's been a long time since I bought anything there (they're usually too pricey) so my checking account and driver's license undoubtedly weren't on file. So I went through my usual spiel.

"My phone number is unlisted; I don't give it out."

Lather, Rinse, Repeat for cashiers who apparently can't comprehend.

This time the supervisor was called over (or at least I assume she was the supervisor; she didn't look old enough to be a senior in high school) and I repeated myself, adding, "My phone number is none of your business."

To which she rattled off some nonsense about the check cashing company needing it. "No one will ever use it; we'll just punch it into the computer, or you can do it yourself"--indicating the little keypad where you swipe a debit card.

"Fine," I said, "I'll make one up then."

Which is what I did. The number I punched in bears no resemblance to my actual phone number. The only reason I can think of for any company wanting my phone number is if the check bounces, they'll want to get in touch with me--but hey, my bank can do that, thank you.

Nevertheless, my position remains the same. Maybe it's due to my working in a medical field and having to adhere to HIPAA (Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act), but I always figure no store needs to know this information, and they won't if I have anything to say about it.

There's precious little privacy in today's society, and I think it behooves each of us to guard what we have left.

(I also think this marks my Officially Becoming a Curmudgeon. Oh. My. God.)
 
 
Feeling: annoyed
Listening To: "Pace," The Kennedys
 
 
"A Diarist...with a Megaphone"
17 May 2008 @ 10:17 pm
Move Over, Stupid  
You know, if I was a motorcycle rider out for the day with some friends on a tour of the countryside, just cruising at 10 or 15 mph under the speed limit, and I happened to notice all the cars stacking up behind me on a two-lane road where you're not allowed to pass....

I would frakking PULL OVER AND LET PEOPLE BY, and not encourage tailgating and accidents by POKEASSING ALONG.

It's just common courtesy, you know?

Idiots.
 
 
Feeling: aggravated
 
 
"A Diarist...with a Megaphone"
24 April 2008 @ 07:04 pm
Modern Day Mikey  
Man, what has happened to Maureen Dowd? I used to like her writing (sort of--I couldn't finish her last book, Are Men Necessary? Thank goodness I got it at the library's used book sale). But in her latest column, she has transformed herself into a whiny, misogynistic fourth-grader, the journalistic equivalent of that cereal-scarfing brat from the old Life commercials. Remember Mikey? In her case, we could change the tag line to, "Let Mikey write it. Mikey hates everybody."

I don't know what Hillary Clinton has done to bother Moe so much other than simply existing--maybe daring to set herself in opposition to the Democrats' golden child, Barack Obama? The impression I'm getting is that Clinton should shuffle off to one side, just like a proper old hag, and let the shiny new person have the spotlight. Her time is over, after all, while his has just begun. However, why should it make any difference to Ms. Dowd if Hillary stays in the race? I presume she's not spending any of Moe's money.

Yeah, I know, columnists have to write about something. But I think Maureen Dowd is a columnist of sufficient stature and experience to produce work with a little more depth and a little less snark. This is an opinion piece, after all. As it is, it doesn't do much except prove that Moe likes to take equally inept potshots at everyone. No reasoning, no analysis, just pithy "commentary," paid handsomely by the column inch. At least I hope it was handsome--the final two paragraphs of this mess are just plain embarrassing and childish. 

If Hillary Clinton doesn't win the nomination, I hope to heck she writes a book detailing all the sexist bullcrap of this campaign, and rakes her detractors over the coals. That would be one tome I would be quite willing to pay the hardback price for.
 
 
Feeling: aggravated
 
 
"A Diarist...with a Megaphone"
17 February 2008 @ 10:40 pm
Gender Presumptuousness  
According to Gender Guesser, I write 77% male in an informal setting, and 50% male in a formal one, with a "weak European emphasis."

Genre: Informal
  Female = 394
  Male   = 1325
  Difference = 931; 77.07%
  Verdict: MALE

Genre: Formal
  Female = 559
  Male   = 564
  Difference = 5; 50.22%
  Verdict: Weak MALE

Weak emphasis could indicate European.


This is a load of hooey. "Gender-specific word frequencies" (from the website)? What the devil does that mean? That men use a lot of one-syllable words, and women say "pink" and "children" every other sentence? I would think that would depend on the topic and one's intended audience, don't you? I mean, if the same person--either male or female--wrote both an erotic romance and a hard science-fiction epic, of course the tone and word choices would be different, suitable to the demands of the genre and the story.

Obviously, this plays into gender and societal stereotypes. I don't write like anything but a WRITER, and neither do you. Also, if a live person had actually read the post I submitted, it would immediately become clear that I was writing from the perspective of a woman.

Sheesh.

 
 
"A Diarist...with a Megaphone"
17 February 2008 @ 02:57 pm
"Sand and Water"  


This is the saddest, most beautiful song I have ever heard. Beth Nielsen Chapman wrote it after the death of her husband. If you watch it, be warned: it's a three-hankie at least.

God, I wish I could write like that.
 
 
Feeling: sad
 
 
"A Diarist...with a Megaphone"
12 January 2008 @ 11:06 pm
Ha Ha!  
Oh my God, this is cute. It's in Danish, but it doesn't matter. Go see.
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Feeling: giggly
Listening To: "Just Might (Make Me Believe)," Sugarland
 
 
"A Diarist...with a Megaphone"
05 January 2008 @ 01:35 pm
There Shouldn't Be Any Such Word as "Girly"  
You Are 8% Girly

Um... you're a guy, right? If not, you're the most boyish girl in the world.
And for you, that's probably the ultimate compliment.


What's amazing about this is the sheer number of cliches whoever wrote it unearthed. Talk about perpetuating stereotypes.

And for the record, no, I have no desire to be a "guy."
 
 
Feeling: irritated
Listening To: "Flying High Again," Ozzy Osbourne
 
 
"A Diarist...with a Megaphone"
25 December 2007 @ 08:31 pm
A Clarification  
I just wanted to clarify a comment I made in my last post. This poorly-worded comment may have given the impression that I think the feminist movement is responsible for its own backlash, and I don't think that at all. The people instigating the backlash (mainly men in power, aided by the mass media) are responsible for it. The "splintering" I referred to is, I think, better written as "apathy," which can be expressed towards many different ideas, not just feminism. I think many people nowadays, whether because of concerns about the economy, global warming, etc., or general disgust with the state of this country, don't seem as inclined (or don't have the energy) to stand up as a group and fight like they used to. This is sad and worrisome, but feminism and those who believe in it certainly aren't responsible.
 
 
Feeling: gloomy